Abigail: I'll kill you, you fucking flatchested cocksucking spastic horsefucker!

Few minutes later...

Sid: Michelle would never fuck a horse!

Pretty much what I listened to in high school:





<3

"On his own, Billy has developed nearly forty kinds of kisses. Each one is scientific, with its own place and purpose. Tonight he practices the first ten he knows in this order:

1. Eskimo
2. Closed-eyed
3. French
4. Slow-breathing/fast-breathing
5. The Cary Grant
6. Nibble-kiss
7. The Venus de Milo
8. Fish-kiss
9. Top-lip kiss
10. Bottom-lip kiss

The boy detective opens his notepad and begins to plan new ways of kissing-methods that are untamed, wonderful, never before considered."

:D

I think it's just pathetic to know that some people use blogs/livejournals as mediums to seek or gain attention by displaying 'prominently' their materialistic and 'glamourous' lifestyle.

But I mean come on, booze, wealth, party and bling are obviously some of the requirements you need to climb the social status nowadays.

I don't get it. Why talk about marriage when...

1. you're still dependent on your parents.
2. you make a measely income. (read: school drop-out)
3. your boyfriend is still doing his National Service and his savings is obviously not enough to compensate the both of you.
4. you're only starting to save up at the age of 21.
5. you won't grow up.

Of all the things that people at a tender age of 21 should be worrying about... driving for success, find the thrill of becoming a working adult, setting guard in already planning for the future, be a professional and exercise maturity in making decisions.

Oh well.

[Edit]

Dale says:
confirm this girl tak sabar nak main
tu sebab nak khawin cepat2
hahahaha

APPLE-BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR~