Friday, March 21, 2008 - 9:58 AM
"On his own, Billy has developed nearly forty kinds of kisses. Each one is scientific, with its own place and purpose. Tonight he practices the first ten he knows in this order:
1. Eskimo
2. Closed-eyed
3. French
4. Slow-breathing/fast-breathing
5. The Cary Grant
6. Nibble-kiss
7. The Venus de Milo
8. Fish-kiss
9. Top-lip kiss
10. Bottom-lip kiss
The boy detective opens his notepad and begins to plan new ways of kissing-methods that are untamed, wonderful, never before considered."
:D